Grelvazub's diary

Inside of Grelvazub's diary

Grelvazub's diary is the book read by the children in The book of dark secrets. It was written by Grelvazub.

One of the speculated causes for why Chris W. Smith was placed in a time loop was "read[ing] from the book of the dead." (Groundhog Daying deleted scenes). It is theorised that said-book refers to this diary.

Translations

While the diary is written in a mystical language, a boy was somehow able to read and translate the words into English.

Original language: Nilbursh qualarck mashtama. Chohorum frondurbel darshik. Balaigo olaazhi parnakam.

English translation:

This tuesday in possession class, I got called up to the board, but I felt something happening. You know. Down there. I think Tervina the water ghoul might have seen it.

I Grelvazub had it happen to me again. This time I was hovering in the tombs when I got a total stiffy. The minotaur lunch lady was right around the corner, so I-

I woke up this morning and I done it again: wet myself. But this time, I was at Skigdar the Neuromancer's house for a sleepover. I tried to hide my sleeping bag, but his mom totally found it. I know she knows what happened. Skigdar lives next to Tervina the water ghoul... ... and I know their parents are friends. I hope they don't tell Tervina. I think Tervina is just the sweetest... ... funniest... ... prettiest... ... scariest, most amazing being in all the worlds. Well, I could never tell her. But oh boy-